poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
not-pizza: muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people what the fuck you’re right weird i know
vivalawanker: IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS
blood-blood-everywhere: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft grunge ❧ ❥
leerium asked: why are u so pretty stahp
leerium asked: can u post ur sidebar so i can reblog it pls
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
hungarian: *takes a nap* who am i?