The most commonly-used "rebuttal" against body...
funeralthirst: Well, if any of us live to the age of 80… We’d be 80-year-olds with cool tattoos, huge ears, and sweet labret plugs. Duh. Besides, when you’re old you look like shit anyways. Might as well make the best of it and adorn your wrinkly, flabby, frail body with nice jewelry.